OgarnÄ…Å‚ mnie marazm. GeneraÅ‚ ma urlop. Ale to wcale nie wróży niczego dobrego.
ZÅ‚oÅ›liwoÅ›ciÄ…, którÄ… obdarowywaÅ‚ swoich wspóÅ‚pracowników chce nakarmić mnie.
MówiÄ™: uspokój siÄ™, ale to nie pomaga. Normalny jest dopiero po godz. 18. Do tego czasu muszÄ™ być idealnÄ… kobietÄ…. TakÄ… gÅ‚uchÄ…, pokornÄ…, Å›lepÄ…, z fajnym plecakiem. PostanowiÅ‚am pokazać co ja potrafiÄ™. ChciaÅ‚am posiedzieć sama przy komputerze, bez tego rozstrojonego radia.
- Generale masz wolne – wybierzmy siÄ™ do UrzÄ™du stanu cywilnego.
- Po co podstępna kobieto?
- Złożymy wszystkie dokumenty i zaklepiemy termin ślubu.
- Generał zbladł, otworzył buzie. Trwał tak minutę, jakby myślał. Wziął gazetę i powiedział:
- Muszę zrobić kupę.
WstaÅ‚ powoli i uciekÅ‚. Nie byÅ‚o go póÅ‚ godziny. A ja siÄ™ Å›miaÅ‚am, czytaÅ‚am, pisaÅ‚am i zbieraÅ‚am siÅ‚y. ZaatakowaÅ‚ jak jeż byka. ZapytaÅ‚am:
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- Palce lizać jedyna wredna babo.
- Ubieraj siÄ™ i idziemy.
- Co ty w ogóle chcesz. Ty egoistko. Mam urlop, chcÄ™ odpocząć. Po co Å›lub? Jak tak możesz, pracujesz?!
- Nie pracujÄ™.
- Co Ci zrobiłem. Tak Ci ze mną źle?
- Odwal siÄ™.
- Dobrze.
Obserwacje
W sytuacjach stresowych programista idzie robić kupę.
28 września 2005 at 15:45
Moja dziewczyna moglaby pisac podobne rzeczy… ; )
Czekam na wiecej. : )
2 października 2005 at 23:33
Szanowna Pani czemu tak sporadycznie pisze? Sam jestem zachwycony, a i moja luba po odkryciu tegoż bloga wpadÅ‚a w zachwyt… i stwierdziÅ‚a, że ma ze mnÄ… dobrze
10 grudnia 2005 at 02:47
Hahaha! Znamy, znamy ;-))) Wnioski idealne 😉
27 grudnia 2005 at 17:14
Wspaniałe, naprawdę wspaniałe
31 grudnia 2005 at 11:37
Jak dobrze wiedziec,ze nie jestem jedyna….echhh…a po slubie nic sie nie zmienia:-((
3 stycznia 2006 at 04:27
” sytuacjach stresowych programista idzie robić kupÄ™.”
hehhe… jakiez to prawdziwe z zycia wziete 😉
9 stycznia 2006 at 09:46
No nic nowego, każdy w sytuacji stresowej idzie robić kupę.
23 stycznia 2006 at 23:34
I co wzieliscie ten slub?
17 maja 2008 at 18:09
Osobiście w sytuacjach stresujących lub wymagających szczególnej dozy myślenia miewam raczej skłonności do pielgrzymowania w stronę lodówki. Czy to znaczy, że jestem poniekąd przeciwieństwem programisty?
4 marca 2016 at 17:01
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1 kwietnia 2016 at 09:32
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2 kwietnia 2016 at 21:01
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2 kwietnia 2016 at 21:33
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6 kwietnia 2016 at 15:57
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6 kwietnia 2016 at 16:14
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13 maja 2016 at 02:19
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21 czerwca 2016 at 11:39
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20 lipca 2016 at 15:12
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21 lipca 2016 at 18:11
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4 listopada 2016 at 18:44
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